gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
(Source: prince-ichi)

“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”
what
wat
i just stared at this for at least ten minutes
i’m speechless
It’s a fucking slinky couch wtf
(Source: gifabit)
So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle
You think I’m joking don’t you
(Source: wandererstryding)

cats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization.This is a very real thing. It’s called a chimera.
It can happen to horses, mice, cats, and even humans.
(Source: ab0vethef0ld)
you can say what you like about regina mills - she still managed to get emma’s number on like her second day of being in storybrooke and that’s pretty fucking impressive by anyone’s standards.
the most punk rock dog in the world

Genderbend Pocahontas.
I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.
Someone needs to write this asap!